Английский шутя. Английские и американские анекдоты для начального чтения - Илья Франк
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The priest said: "Well, my son (сын мой), when was the last time you were in confession? (когда последний раз вы были на исповеди)"
"Never Father (никогда, отец), I'm Jewish (я еврей)."
"So then (ну тогда), why are you telling me? (зачем вы мне /это/ рассказываете)"
"I'm telling everybody (/а/ я всем: «каждому» рассказываю)."
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. I made love with both of them twice."
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody."
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