Trump and Putin on a jungle planet - Рыбаченко Олег Павлович

  Putin unexpectedly agreed:

  - Yes on our Siberia they have species! In General, Russia has only two reliable allies: the army and the Navy!

  Trump partially agreed with this:

  - It is possible! Like us! So let's drink coconut milk, for the Union of two invincible Nations.

  Putin and trump crossed their arms and took a SIP of coconut milk. The boys presidents were very cheerful on the outside, but deep down they were worried. While traces of civilization are seen. That they seem to be in trouble. Found themselves in a place that could be a trap.

  To distract from disturbing thoughts, Putin remembered Oleg rybachenko's series about so he the President of Russia got to Stalin.

  This is quite an interesting series of thirty books. In it Putin decided to surpass Stalin. And helped the Japanese win the battle of midway and Rommel defeat the British in Africa.

  And then to finally defeat Britain and capture all the colonies. However, it turned out to be a very risky decision. Then the Germans and the Japanese pressed the USSR. And then again a truce and the war with the United States. The third Reich surprisingly quickly conquered America. Then the attack on the Soviet Union surrounded Moscow. Again a truce, and the joint war the USSR and Third Reich with Japan and its colonies.

  After that, when Japan was occupied by the Third Reich, and the USSR conquered its possessions - the series ended. So vague. The end of 1948 and virtue not triumphed and Vice not punished.

  Such an unfinished series. And then what?

  Yes, it's certainly in the author's imagination.

  Do sometimes think: would not have overthrown the Tsar in February 1917, there would be no October revolution and the civil war. What heights would be reached would then be Russia!

  But it did not work... Those who overthrew the king were traitors. And Japan was not defeated because of the fifth column.

  Trump sat for a while, and why jumped up and offered:

  Maybe we should run!

  Kid-President Putin agreed:

  - Come on!

  And the two of them took off into the jungle. Both beautiful, muscular terminator boys. Run myself... walked Past the saber-toothed tiger. But this beast did not dare to rush at the two impetuous boys.

  And these ran, throwing him to attack bumps. After what sang:

  - We will be Champions - we will!

  Both presidents became like children. And funny and perky. And they run and laugh. Shows young body affect the perception of reality. Though they have a little used to his new flesh, passing in the preparatory center for some obstacle course. And now they were ready for any fight...

  Here is boys-presidents attempted to to attack Panther. But apparently a bad day for her. Trump and Putin go, as weird legs on it. And then the boys brought down a hail of blows, which literally peeled off the skin of a big cat. However, what to do with the skin of the boys did not know.

  In jungle heat and shines immediately in the sky three sun: violet, green and brown. So that dress unpleasantly.

  Putin suggested:

  - Can we make some moccasins for ourselves?

  Trump shook his head negatively:

  - Barefoot boys, much more agile! And we are not afraid of thorns. The skin is stronger than crocodile!

  Putin agreed with this:

  - Barefoot so barefoot!

  Trump even jumped up and sang:

  We're Indians! We're Indians!

  And both the barefoot boy of former presidents ran himself through the jungle.

  The boys spun, flipped, jumped high, and spun again. Then they caught the monkey and tore off its skin. A little more frolic.

  We came across a herd of antelopes, they rushed from the boys-presidents to run.

  Trump and Putin, flickering boy, green from the grass in heels caught up with the antelope. Tore them... And began to break branches for a fire. Trump really noticed:

  - And can be and crude!

  And the boy President tore the meat and swallowed it, noticing:

  - A tasty!

  Putin said:

  - Raw meat can be contagious!

  Trump waved:

  - In our bodies highly immune, them even radiation takes! And a hundred percent regeneration!

  Putin with annoyance noticed:

  "But we are only boys!" She couldn't give us adult bodies!

  Trump sarcastically noticed:

  "We have male perfection large enough to satisfy a woman, and the rest... I Think if we perform the feats of women, the bodies of boys will not be frightened away. Moreover, not all such stupid laws as we do!

  Putin agreed: