The Rascally Romance (in a single helluva-long letter about a flicking-short life) - Сергей Николаевич Огольцов

A couple of guys from the avaunt-garde party chose the path of least resistance, throwing the ears from their rows in all directions, so as not to bother with shucking them. I did not follow their best practices though because the field edge could already be seen in the distance.

We went out to a fallow field, and for another half-an-hour lay prostrate in the grass, more fatigued by waiting for the general mass to join us than by our super-productive efforts…

In September, the Arkhipenkos moved to Ryaboshapka Street near the RepBase who allotted to a turner of theirs, Uncle Tolik, together with his family an apartment in a five-story block. The mode of life in our khutta turned more convenient because our parents went over to sleep in the kitchen…

Soon after, there appeared a new tenant in the khutta, Grigory Pilluta who had served his ten years for murder, and came back to his home sweet home. The slick forelock of dark hair screened his forehead and shaded the eyes in their steady stare down or aside. Silent and sullen, passed he the khutta’s yard from the wicket to his porch way.

His return from jail did not put end to the Pillutikha's concerts thru the wall. Although one day, passing under their kitchen window, I heard his rude attempt at shutting up her stream of execrations pored against the whitewashed kitchen wall….

In the dead of night, I was wakened by Father looming above me in the scarce light of the desk lamp. Mother stood in the doorway from the kitchen, and Sasha and Natasha looked sleepily out from under their blankets.

Father told me that Pilluta was breaking our entrance door armed with a knife, and I had to climb down out of the room window and bring 2 axes from the workshop in the lean-to. There was no time for dressing up – thru the blackness-filled kitchen there came sounds of heavy blows at the door on the porch, and thick drunken cries addressed to Mother, "Open it, bitch! I'll get your guts out!"

I quickly brought the required tools and together with Father went to guard the door quaking under the blows accompanied by the animal howl of Grigory Pilluta. How long would the rim lock last?

We stood at the ready in our underpants and tank-shirts holding the axes in our hands. "Sehryozha," said Father in a keyed-up voice, "when he breaks in do not hit with the blade, use the butt!" Though scared, I at the same time wanted Pilluta to break in, the sooner the better.

He never did it. In the dark yard sounded Pillutikha's wails and assuaging male voice. It was Yura Plaksin, Grigory Pilluta's childhood chum from the khutta in Gogol Street, opposite the water pump. He led the drunk away with him… We left the axes by the door and went to sleep on.

In the morning, I observed the deep scratches left by knife stabs in the gray paint-coat in the entrance door. Good news it did not happen in winter, with the additional window frames inserted for warmth, those had no hinges and just sealed the whole of the window from inside, so how would I get out to the lean-to, eh? Then Yura Plaksin came on an early visit pleading not to inform the precinct militiaman about the incident…

One of the axes stayed in the veranda for a long time, until Grigory Pilluta moved somewhere in the city from his mother's khutta so as to keep clear from the harm. Stupid indeed of his mother to wind him up, and then run after Yura Plaksin’s assistance, to save the obedient sonny from getting locked up again. Maybe, Grigory’s departure had other reasons as well, how could I know? Another guy's life is a dark abyss for those outside. Later, I sometimes met him in the city but never more in the yard of our khutta…

With the Pillutikha's death, the population in the whole khutta grew drastically because Grigory sold his parental home to some newcomers from Siberia.

That fact did not mean at all that they were Siberians themselves. You could go there from any Republic, just get recruited for work and – full ahead. The so-called "chasing the long ruble" was mainly steered in that direction because salaries in the uninhabited Taiga places were much higher. Folks were coming back with their suitcases packed with money to the gills, so were the rumors. If they could manage it, of course, I mean to return at all. "The longer the ruble, the shorter the life-span" became a popular byword and not for nothing, you know.

One guy from the Settlement recruited to a mine beyond the Urals and in just 6 months they sent him back. There, in that mine, he was in charge of the machinery and equipment repair. Something stopped working, they switched the faulty contraption off and he crawled in to see what's up. At that moment the switch was turned on (they had forgotten he was inside or something) and that machinery chopped him so finely they had to sent his tenderized leftovers back home in a zinc box, kinda here you are, receive your canned sonny, please

In the Ballet Studio by Nina Alexandrovna, he was a leading dancer, such a tall brunette. When performing the Moldovan Jock he jumped higher than others with his legs wide apart in the air to spank the ballet boots by his palms. And the Moldovan waistcoat of black silk with sparkling sequins suited so well his crispy dancing hair…

The newcomers who bought Pilluta's half-khutta had been recruited to Siberia neither from Konotop nor even from Ukraine. They spoke Russian and did not understand many local words. There were 4 of them, 2 childless couples, who split the half-khutta in further even halves. The somewhat older pair dwelt in the khutta next to ours, and the younger ones got the part with 2 additional windows looking into the street. Maybe, that's why